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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it
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About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Bisexual
Height 5'09"
Weight 220 lbs
Body Type pleasantly plump, fat and proud, a few extra pounds
Movies horror, bollywood, indie, steamy, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation pansexual, bisexual
Eye Color green, hazel
Hair Color black, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity Other, Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service
Do you smoke? no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, alone, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am flirt, class clown, side kick, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief, better in small groups
Political Views independent, socialist, not interested in politics
Food Related Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Raw Food, Spicy, Sushi, Gluten-free Diet, Thai, Organic, Vegan, Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality punk, geek, extrovert, liberal, type a, coffeeholic, nerd, redneck, flirt
Individuality psychic, tattoos, piercings, circus clown
Religious Views Agnostic, Not Religious, Buddhist
I'm looking for the yin to my yang, romance, something interesting, conversation, travel companion, fun, dating, penpal, friends only, relationship
My Sign pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets Cats, Tribbles
Gender Female, Not Sure
Music Motown, Techno, Indie, House, Hip Hop, Punk
Hair Style undetectable toupee, cornrows
Fitness & Sports skateboarding, dancing, walking, cycling
Health Related meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, fleamarkets, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, painting, reading, travel, video games, writing
Their Body Type average, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous, a few extra pounds, athletic
Movies bollywood, comedy, horror, indie, sci-fi
Orientation asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf
Eye Color glass
Relationship divorced, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, single, single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink? no, only blood, socially
They currently live alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views liberal
Food Related Indian, Spicy
Personality clown, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality beard, circus clown, cougar lover, piercings, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Pets Cat, Dog, Ferret, Fish, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Rabbit, Rat
Gender Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Hair Style curly, mohawk, mullet, rattail, shaved head, undetectable toupee

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Horror Movies

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A group for those who love watching horror movies. People who appreciate the genre and its many different styles, from slashers to psychological thrillers.

Haunted Houses

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A group for those who seek out the adrenaline rush of being scared. People who enjoy visiting haunted houses and testing their courage in the dark.

Halloween

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A group for those who count down the days until the spookiest night of the year. People who love to dress up, decorate their homes, and enjoy the thrills of the holiday.

Morbid Art

 847 members

A group for those who appreciate the darker forms of art. People who are fascinated by the morbid and macabre, and enjoy the art that reflects it.

Voodoo

 435 members

A group for those who have an interest in the religion of Voodoo. People who study the spiritual practices and rituals, and explore the supernatural realm.

Witchcraft

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A group for those who practice the craft of witchcraft. People who believe in the power of the elements, and use their spells and rituals for personal growth.

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