Asslandho, 41

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About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'06"
Weight 160 lbs
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies comedy, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance
Orientation straight
Eye Color blue
Hair Color blond, light brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids yes - single parent home
Education Level some college
Profession Sales / Marketing, Medical / Health Services
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? daily
I currently live with parents, with kids
Socially, I am comic relief, better in small groups, flirt, side kick, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner
Food Related Fine Dining, Fast Food, Chinese, Raw Food, Italian, Spicy
Personality fun loving, flirt, romantic, lover, loner
Religious Views Christian
I'm looking for romance, the yin to my yang, penpal, relationship, conversation, dating
My Sign i was born in october, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets Dogs, Cats
Gender Female
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, cycling, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, sports, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
Movies action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation bisexual, celibate, straight
Eye Color black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship divorced, off the market, just here for friends, seeing someone, separated, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college
Profession Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke? chain smoker, daily, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink? no, socially, teetotaller
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality activist, conservative, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger, type a, white trash
Individuality beard, dreadlocks, faux-hawk, goatee, mohawk, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, shaved head, stache, tattoos
Religious Views Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan
Miscellaneous deaf, hard of hearing
They are looking for conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22
Military Service air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Gender Male

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